Bullying and groping women, a Mad Men office culture and pushing women to wear dresses and heels? I mean it sounds like Cuomo basically thought of himself like a bouncer outside a nightclub, which is convenient for him, because that might be his job in a couple of months. TREVOR NOAH
And practically every day now there are more and more accusations piling up. Its getting so bad that hes going to have to bring back his PowerPoint slides just to track the harassment claims. TREVOR NOAH
I mean just in the past couple of weeks weve heard about him harassing staffers, journalists, wedding guests it seems like no women in New York were safe from this guy. At some point were going to find out the Statue of Liberty only holds that torch so she can fend him off. TREVOR NOAH
First of all, you know youre in a bad spot when even Chuck Schumer calls on you to resign. That dude doesnt do anything hastily. Before he makes any decision, he has to have at least four brow furrows and inch his glasses down to the tip of his nose. SETH MEYERS
Second, so many Democrats have called on Cuomo to resign that at this point its easier to ask who hasnt done so: Good news, Governor, the Oswego County Commissioner for Water and Sewer Services is standing by us. Wait, nope, sorry, he said you should resign. Somebody call the Schenectady Parks Department theyll never turn on us! SETH MEYERS

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